by Ryan | May 2, 2021 | Backer Poems, Blog
Poetry Month continues with a verse for Trevor Allaby, who backs me at the $1 level… but for how long? Baby Please Don’t Go Dear Trevor A: we want you stay But you have a foot out the door Don’t mean to control you, but we’re gonna hold you By nailing your...
by Ryan | May 1, 2021 | Backer Poems, Blog
Hello, frenz! Back when i first launched this Patreon campaign, i found myself idly writing poetry whenever anyone backed me, or boosted their pledge. i suspect it was very popular, because i’m kind of like a modern day Shakespire, and people seem to love seeing...
by Ryan | Nov 1, 2019 | Backer Poems, Blog
arlo has just joined us at the Thank me! level. Although i know very little about him, we’ve been talking back and forth on the Discord server , and i think i’ve gleaned enough to have written a faaaaairly accurate poem about what i imagine was one of the...
by Ryan | Oct 2, 2019 | Backer Poems, Blog
There’s royalty in our midst! Aaron has just backed at the King Me level, which means i need to dramatically increase my courtly grovelling and “yes, Sire”s in all future missives. Although i know absolutely zilcho about him, i have written a poem...
by Ryan | Sep 29, 2019 | Backer Poems, Blog
My most active patron, DMExplains, has Biggie-Sized his support to the Medici level! You can catch him every day of the week on the public Nights Around a Table Discord server (where Patrons have access to some exclusive channels!) Join us, won’t you?...
by Ryan | Sep 27, 2019 | Backer Poems, Blog
Carlie just jumped on the Nights Around the Table train at the Medici level! i don’t know a single thing about her, but i strongly suspect she either does or does not own a dog. So here is a poem about her dog. On the Merits of Avoiding Off-Leash Parks Carlie...
