New patron alert! Meet Marlo.

New patron alert! Meet Marlo.

arlo has just joined us at the Thank me! level. Although i know very little about him, we’ve been talking back and forth on the Discord server , and i think i’ve gleaned enough to have written a faaaaairly accurate poem about what i imagine was one of the...
New patron alert! Meet Aaron.

New patron alert! Meet Aaron.

There’s royalty in our midst! Aaron has just backed at the King Me level, which means i need to dramatically increase my courtly grovelling and “yes, Sire”s in all future missives. Although i know absolutely zilcho about him, i have written a poem...
Patron upgrade alert: DMExplains is now a Medici!

Patron upgrade alert: DMExplains is now a Medici!

My most active patron, DMExplains, has Biggie-Sized his support to the Medici level! You can catch him every day of the week on the public Nights Around a Table Discord server (where Patrons have access to some exclusive channels!)  Join us, won’t you?...
New patron alert! Meet Carlie.

New patron alert! Meet Carlie.

Carlie just jumped on the Nights Around the Table train at the Medici level! i don’t know a single thing about her, but i strongly suspect she either does or does not own a dog. So here is a poem about her dog. On the Merits of Avoiding Off-Leash Parks Carlie...
New patron alert! Meet Nick.

New patron alert! Meet Nick.

My newest patron, Nick, just backed at the Thank Me tier. i want to make it clear that i know nothing whatsoever about him (including his sex), so i’m assuming a great deal with the following poem: A Herald to Nicholas, Who Was Recently Spotted at the Casino All...