On the Merits of Avoiding Off-Leash Parks
Carlie has a giant dog
She calls him “Cromch-Your-Face”
and if you turn and run from him
the beast will then give chase.
He’ll hunt you over field and fen
before he brings you down
and Carlie will just laugh and laugh
as doggie goes to town.
But when you fin’lly right yourself
and find you’re in one piece,
you’ll stand and look in shocked surprise
at her “ferocious” beast.
Then Carlie’s laugh will ring out clear
“You took off rather hasty!
I said ‘sic!’ But he just licks.
I think he finds you tasty.”
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