Backer Poems
Many of you wouldn’t think i’m much of a poet. And many of you would be right.
Nevertheless, i have taken to composing a custom poem* for everyone who backs Nights Around a Table on Patreon, based on what i know about each supporter, which is often nothing. Here is a compendium of those poems.* If you would like me to write a vaguely insulting and out-of-touch poem† about you, pony up some dough on the Patreon page and i’ll see where the muse leads me.
- for Aaron — Sorta Like Samson
- for Alex — The Incident
- for Andreas — Metal Messiah
- for BoardTina — Small but Mighty
- for Brian — Get in the Trunk
- for Carlie — On the Merits of Avoiding Off-Leash Parks
- for Chris — The Big Karhuna
- for Dave — Whoops
- for DMExplains — Office Hours 10-3. Bring Board Games
- for Don — The Legend of Big Deuce
- for Fernando — Not Bad for a Little Furball
- for Frank — Get Your Kit On
- for Gary — Gary’s Last Stand
- for Greginfla – PRINT ALL THE THINGS
- for Jacob — This Totally Sucks
- for Jason — The Cradle Conspiracy
- for Marlo — These Peanuts are Making Me Thirsty
- for Mason — I’ll Have the Illuminati Special
- for Nick — A Herald to Nicholas, Who Was Recently Spotted at the Casino
- for Omelet — Double-Eh Seven
- for Paulspo — Pick a Folding Chair – Any Folding Chair
- for Richard — Where’s that Pull Cord?
- for Serena — Fall Harder
- for Tim — Departing Dallas
- for Trevor — Baby Please Don’t Go
- for Zac – Three Cheers for Zac
* a poem is like a rap without a sick beat
** “poems” is pural for “poem”
† i’ve already explained in great detail what a poem is. i feel like you’re not even listening.
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