It’s Poetry Month! i won’t rest until all of my wonderful backers are good and poem’d. Here’s one for $3 Meeple level supporter Alex Goodman.

The Incident

If you see Alex, please give him this letter

It’s about the bees.

I want to encourage him to do better

And fix what he did to those poor chimpanzees.

The Mayor’s in a tizzy, my children irate

He’s barred from ever owning a car.

If he’d just say sorry to Cher and Bill Gates

I’m sure his remorse would go far.