New patron alert! Meet Omelet.

New patron alert! Meet Omelet.

DID U TOTALLY KNOW: If your workplace has a policy prohibiting your real name from appearing in borderline insulting poems that some moron writes for you on the internet, you can send that moron a note and go by your internet handle instead. That’s what our...
New patron alert! Meet Mason.

New patron alert! Meet Mason.

As a Nights Around a Table, you’re part of an elite society. It’s not exactly a secret society… i find it difficult enough to grow the campaign already. But that doesn’t preclude any of you from holding membership in certain other secret...
New patron alert! Meet Gary.

New patron alert! Meet Gary.

Listen up everyone, because this is important: you may be under the impression that the poems i’m writing for the increasingly inaccurately named Poetry Month are inconsequential. Trifling. But nothing could be further from the truth. Many of these verses are...
New patron alert! Meet Paulspo.

New patron alert! Meet Paulspo.

Here are two things i can tell you about Paulspo: 1. He’s very, very nice. He’s been great at commenting on posts on the website and here on the campaign, and is always so courteous and kind. 2. He does (or did) magic. My Trickerion series originally...

Poetry “Month” is back with a vengeance, starting with a poem for Fernando Berdichevsky, who joins us at the $1 level.  i’m beginning to worry that these poems are telling you far more about me than they are about yourselves, but here goes nothing....
New patron alert! Meet Tim.

New patron alert! Meet Tim.

i’m running out of time on Poetry Month. If i hope to write a poem for every patron in May, i’m gonna have to kick this thing into high gear like Oprah with a car giveaway: YOU get a poem! And YOU get a poem!  Everybody gets a poem!  Beeeeees! Or...