Poetry Month rages on with an ode to Chris, AKA enaudible. i was fortunate enough to share a meal with Chris and his kid at a brewery during GenCON (with other Nights Around a Table friends), and it was one of the highlights of the conference for me… probably because it was one of the few moments where i took the time to sit down and relax. Once an active presence on the NAaT Discord Server, enaudible is rarely sighted these days, but when i do catch a glimpse of him, it’s a treat.
From these scant details, i was able to construct a fairly accurate poetic depiction of his skills and hobbies.
The Big Karhuna
Breathtaking strategist
Hero of men
The dude on the top of the car hanging ten
His surfboard’s affixed to the overhead roof rack
He shuffles his cards and then pulls all his guys back
Positioning pieces and calling out moves
He careens down the street as he goofy-foot grooves
Never misses a turn, never misses a beat
He rolls all his dice with a flick of his feet
Whenever he wins, which is frequent and often
The girls in bikinis yell “Totally awesome!”
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