Here are two things i can tell you about Paulspo:
1. He’s very, very nice. He’s been great at commenting on posts on the website and here on the campaign, and is always so courteous and kind.
2. He does (or did) magic. My Trickerion series originally caught his attention and drew him to the channel.
How fun, then, to weave an ultraviolent tale of Paulspo turning heel and using his powers of prestidigitation for (staged) evil?
Pick a Folding Chair – Any Folding Chair
Hocus pocus, alakazam!
Paulspo did a body slam!
Presto change-o, alakazex!
Paulspo pulled a superplex!
Wrestling’s only magician grappler
Thighs like tree trunks, black silk top hat
Thunder rolls when he’s on the crapper
Roid rage biceps, nothing he’ll stop at.
Makes your consciousness disappear
As he pile-drives your neck. He’s so handsomely dressed!
“Is this your card?” he’ll viciously sneer
While pulling a rabbit from inside your chest.
Come chat with Ryan!
Save those meeples
